CATS & DOGS - JUST LIKE US ?

CAT ANALYSIS

  1. Cats do what they want.
  2. They rarely listen to you.
  3. They're totally unpredictable.
  4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
  5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
  6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
  7. They're moody.
  8. They leave hair everywhere.

DOG ANALYSIS

  1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
  2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
  3. They can look dumb and loveable all at the same time.
  4. They growl when they are not happy.
  5. When you want to play, they want to play.
  6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
  7. They leave their toys everywhere.
  8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
  9. They go right to your … as soon as they meet you
   

CONCLUSION

They're tiny women
in little fur coats

CONCLUSION

They're tiny men
in little fur coats.

Winston Churchill once said,

"Cats look down on us,
Dogs look up to us, but
Pigs just treat us as equals."

 

Thanks Eileen K and Winston Churchill.

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