Helpful Spouse

A man and his wife are having a huge argument when their car is stopped by a police officer.

The following  exchange takes place....

 The man says: "What's the problem officer?"
 Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
 Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
 Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."
 [Man gives his wife a dirty look.]

 Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
 Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
 Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."
 [Man gives his wife a dirty look.]

 Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
 Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
 Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."

Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your mouth, woman!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you  this way all the time?"
Wife says: "No, only when he's drunk."

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