| 10 | Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes. |
| 9 | The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white |
| 8 | Crying can be fun. |
| 7 | FAT CLOTHES. |
| 6 | A salad, diet drink, and a hot
fudge sundae make a balanced lunch. |
| 5 | Discovering a designer dress
on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience. |
| 4 | The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. |
| 3 | A good man might be hard to
find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible. |
| 2 | Why a phone call between two
women never lasts under ten minutes. |
| 1 | AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND: |
| A Woman's
Prayer DEAR LORD: |