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| List of Top 10 Caddy Comments: |
# |
Golfer |
Caddy |
10 |
"Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." | "Think you can keep your head down that long?" |
9 |
"I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." | "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth." |
8 |
"Do you think my game is improving?" | "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now." |
7 |
"Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" | "Eventually." |
6 |
"You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." | "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence." |
5 |
"Please stop
checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction." |
"It's not a watch - it's a compass." |
4 |
"How do you like my game?" | "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf." |
3 |
"Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?" | "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day." |
2 |
"This is the worst course I've ever played on." | "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago." |
1 |
"That can't be my ball, it's too old." | "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir." |
Thanks Eileen K.
