To the Girls !!


Inside every older person is a younger person --
wondering what the hell happened.
 -Cora Harvey Armstrong-



Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.
But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.
(Unknown)



The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
 -Helen Hayes (at 73)-



I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.  
I think of them as stray eyebrows.
 -Janette Barber-



Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
 -Lily Tomlin-
  
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being --
hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
 -Erma Bombeck-



Old age ain't no place for sissies.
 -Bette Davis-



A man's got to do what a man's got to do.  
A woman must do what he can't.
 -Rhonda Hansome-



The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
 -Jane Sellman-



Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
 -Jennifer Unlimited-



Whatever women must do,
they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.  
Luckily, this is not difficult.
 -Charlotte Whitton-



Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together
and your body starts falling apart.
 -Caryn Leschen-



I try to take one day at a time --
but sometimes several days attack me at once.
 -Jennifer Unlimited-
  

If you can't be a good example --
then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
 -Catherine-



I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb --
and I'm also not blonde.
 -Dolly Parton-
  

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
 -Sue Grafton-




 I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
 -Roseanne Barr-



When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
 -Elayne Boosler-



Behind every successful man is a surprised mother-in-law.
 -Maryon Pearson-



In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man.  
If you want anything done, ask a woman.
 -Margaret Thatcher-



I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
 -Gloria Steinem-


I am a marvelous housekeeper.  Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
 -Zsa Zsa Gabor-



Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
 -Eleanor Roosevelt-
 
 
 Send this to five bright women you know and make their day.

This one is me…………………..
(Well, obviously not “me” as in Tony.  Anyway, it should be “I”)
 

Thanks Gemma Mastroianni