One Way to Avoid a Ticket |
A police officer pulls a guy
over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer : May I see your driver's license ? Driver : I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my ticket for driving while drunk. Officer : May I see the registration for this vehicle ? Driver : It's not my car. I stole it. Officer : The car is stolen ? Driver : That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer : There's a gun in the glove box ? Driver : Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the blonde bitch who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer : There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?! ? Driver : Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain : Sir, can I see your license ? Driver : Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain : Whose car is this ? Driver : It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car. Captain : Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it ? Driver : Gun ? What gun ? ? Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain : Would you mind opening your trunk ? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver : I said what ???? Trunk is opened; no body. Captain : I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver : Yeah, And I'll bet the lying son-of-a-bitch told you I was speeding too !!! |
Thanks Eileen K