 | Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ? |
| If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?" |
| If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? |
| Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs ? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns? |
| If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? |
| When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put in your two cents, what happens to the other penny ? |
| Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? |
| Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. |
| Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? |
| Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? |
| Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? |
| Why is it that if I sanction something I am givinig it my approval, but if the UN sanctions the same thing they are forbidding it ? |
| If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? |
| Why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one ? |
| Why is 'one' pronounced with a double-U even though it hasn't got one, whereas 'two" which does have a double-U doesn't pronounce it ? |
| 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence? |
| Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe him, but if he tells you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure? | ||||||||||||
| If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? | ||||||||||||
| If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
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