I feel so miserable without
you; it's almost like having you here.
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Stephen
Bishop
|
He is a self-made man &
worships his creator.
|
John
Bright
|
He
has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.-
|
Winston
Churchill
|
A modest little person, with
much to be modest about.
|
Winston
Churchill
|
I've just learned about his
illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
|
Irvin
S Cobb
|
I have never killed a man,
but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
|
Clarence
Darrow
|
He has never been known to
use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.
|
William
Faulkner
(about Ernest Hemingway)
|
Poor
Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big
words?
|
Ernest
Hemingway
(about William Faulkner)
|
Thank you for sending me a
copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it.
|
Moses
Hadas
|
His ears made him look like
a taxicab with both doors open.
|
Howard
Hughes
(about Clark Gable)
|
He is not only dull himself;
he is the cause of dullness in others.
|
Samuel
Johnson
|
He is simply a shiver
looking for a spine to run up.
|
Paul
Keating
|
He had delusions of
adequacy.
|
Walter
Kerr
|
There's nothing wrong with
you that reincarnation won't cure.
|
Jack
E. Leonard
|
He can compress the most
words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
|
Abraham
Lincoln
|
I've had a perfectly
wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
|
Groucho
Marx
|
He has the attention span of
a lightning bolt.
|
Robert
Redford
|
They never open their mouths
without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.
|
Thomas
Brackett Reed
|
He inherited some good
instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he
overcame them.
|
James
Reston
(about Richard Nixon)
|
In order to avoid being
called a flirt, she always yielded easily.
|
Charles,
Count Talleyrand
|
He loves nature in spite of
what it did to him.
|
Forrest
Tucker
|
Why do you sit there looking
like an envelope without any address on it?
|
Mark
Twain
|
I didn't attend the funeral,
but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
|
Mark
Twain
|
His mother should have
thrown him away and kept the stork.
|
Mae
West
|
Some cause happiness
wherever they go; others whenever they go.
|
Oscar
Wilde
|
He has no enemies, but is
intensely disliked by his friends.
|
Oscar
Wilde
|
He uses statistics as a
drunken man uses lamp-posts - for support rather than
illumination.
|
Andrew
Lang
(1844-1912)
|
He has Van Gogh's ear for
music.
|
Billy
Wilder
|