Golf Shot Identifiers |
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With these 32 handy identifiers, |
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1 |
A Princess Grace |
Should have taken a driver |
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2 |
A Princess Di |
Shouldn't have taken a driver |
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3 |
A Douglas Bader |
Looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs |
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4 |
An Arsene Wenger |
Everyone saw where it went – except you |
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5 |
A Ken Livingstone |
Quite far left |
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6 |
A Jean-Marie Le Pen |
A long way right |
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7 |
A Sally Gunnell |
Not pretty but a good runner |
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8 |
A Paula Radcliffe |
Not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good runner |
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9 |
A Dennis Wise |
A nasty 5 footer |
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10 |
A Diego Maradona |
A very nasty 5 footer |
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11 |
A Danny de Vito |
A laughable 5 footer |
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12 |
A Salman Rushdie |
An impossible read |
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13 |
A Rio Ferdinand |
Lipped out |
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14 |
A Rock Hudson |
Thought it was straight, but it wasn't |
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15 |
A Cuban |
Needs just one more revolution |
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16 |
An Adolf Hitler |
Two shots in the bunker |
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17 |
A Yasser Arafat |
Ugly and in the sand |
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18 |
A Glen Miller |
Kept low and didn't make it over the water |
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19 |
An Edward Kennedy |
Erratic drive straight into the water |
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20 |
A Kate Winslett |
A bit fat – but otherwise perfect |
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21 |
A Kate Moss |
Bit thin – but otherwise perfect |
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22 |
A Gerry Adams |
Playing a provisional |
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23 |
An Arthur Scargill |
A great strike but a poor result |
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24 |
A Rodney King |
Over-clubbed |
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25 |
A Canadian seal |
Clubbed to death |
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26 |
An O J Simpson |
Got away with it |
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27 |
A Robin Cook |
Just died on the hill |
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28 |
A son-in-law |
Turned out better than expected |
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29 |
An elephant's arse |
High and sh*tty |
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30 |
A circus tent |
A BIG top |
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31 |
A Vinnie Jones |
Nasty kick where you're not expecting it |
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32 |
A Ryanair |
Flies well but lands a long way from the target |
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33 |
An Anna Kournikova |
Looks great, but unlikely to get a result |
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