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Those who
jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. |
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A man's
home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. |
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Dijon vu
– the same mustard as before. |
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Practice
safe eating – always use condiments. |
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Shotgun
wedding: A case of wife or death. |
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A man
needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. |
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A
hangover is the wrath of grapes. |
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Dancing
cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. |
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Does the
name Pavlov ring a bell? |
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Condoms
should be used on every conceivable occasion. |
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Reading
while sunbathing makes you well red. |
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When two
egotists meet, it's an I for an I. |
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A bicycle
can't stand on its own because it is two tired. |
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What's
the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.) |
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She was
engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off. |
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If you
don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. |
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With her
marriage, she got a new name and a dress. |
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When a
clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. |
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The man
who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. |
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You feel
stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. |
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Local
Area Network in Australia : the LAN down under. |
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Every
calendar's days are numbered. |
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A lot of
money is tainted – It taint yours and it taint mine. |
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A boiled
egg in the morning is hard to beat. |
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He had a
photographic memory that was never developed. |
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Those who
get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. |
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Once
you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall. |
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Bakers
trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. |
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Santa's
helpers are subordinate clauses. |
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Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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