The
perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side,
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking -
Cleaning and vacuuming too,
Hell do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love to you.
The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poetry from your name,
Hes a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain
He has never made you cry
Nor hurt you in any way
Oh, the hell with this stupid poem,
The perfect man is gay !