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“Ill-informed and
Objectionable”
Comment by an anonymous reader
Quote: “If women are so bloody
perfect at multitasking, how come they can’t have a headache and sex at the
same time?”
The Greatest Living
Scottish Thinker
– Billy Connolly
Quote:
“It is unlawful for a person to do an act, otherwise than in private, if
the act is reasonably likely, in all the circumstances, to offend, insult,
humiliate or intimidate another person or a group of people.”
Australia's new Section 18C of its 1975
Racial Discrimination Act
puts a peremptory stop to any of that
free speech nonsense that's being going on there for the last century
My earlier post, “Truth
About Fraccing”, which I wrote in frustration at the awful dearth of
fraccing knowledge that passed for “debate” in the Irish and much of
the foreign media. As a result, protestors were setting the terms of
discussion, projecting an aura of competence about fraccing that they
clearly did not possess, any more than their interlocuters. Indeed, even the
occasional representative of the fraccing industry seemed to me to have but
a shaky grasp of the technology.
So what was the unfortunate listener or viewer to make of
it all? Well, he/she in the absence of any coherent alternative view, would
have no choice but two swallow the line dangled by the protestors.
One particular radio discussion drove me to such despair
that I sent the RTE, the state broadcaster, a copy of my post to try to set
the record straight. It seemed to have disappeared into a black hole, but to
my surprise two weeks later I suddenly got a call from RTE asking if I would
partake in a TV discussion of fraccing on its weekly Frontline programme. My
e-mail had triggered the invitation.
So on 6th February I went along to the studio. You can
access the programme
here; I first appear shortly after Minute 5.
After the programme, I had a lively discussion with Leah
Doherty (with long black hair), the first lady to speak. It afforded me a
brief glimpse into the world of the professional protestor, a world fill
with non-facts, devoid of science, impervious to logic. It must be strange
indeed to inhabit such a head.
A couple of weeks later I was called again to appear on
RTE's Prime Time current affairs programme, on this occasion to debate
one-to-one with a professional protestor called Jessica Ernst who had flown
in (at whose cost I can only guess) from Canada to join Irish protests
against fraccing.
She peddled her story (as she regularly does, to anti-fraccers
around the world) about fraccing in shallow formations on her land in
Alberta, which has absolutely no relevance to the case for fraccing in
Leitrim. Any more than the swampy land she notes in Leitrim has any
relevance to conditions one kilometre deep where fraccing is proposed.
Nevertheless, her professional protesting is evidently earning her a
reasonable living and an exciting international jet-set life-style.
You can access the
Prime Time programme online too. I first appear at about Minute 26 and
you will see how my contribution was repeatedly cut short before I could
finish my points. Nevertheless, I think I was able to inject a bit of common
sense and scientific knowledge into the debate.
This appearance made me a minor hate-figure among anti-fraccers,
who now apparently call me Oilwright, meant to be an insult, but which I
regard as a great compliment.
A central member of the Irish anti-fraccers is a nun,
Sister Majella McCarron, apparently an engineer from Belfast, who worked
as a missionary in Nigeria for thirty-odd years (unless it's a fake
identity, which it might well be). She also (unsurprisingly) doesn't like
Shell!
Here is one of her contributions to the
No
Fracking Ireland Facebook page. I don't know whether her complaint about
me was actually sent to RTE, but I hope it was - it's good for my street
cred.
Majella McCarron
From Sister Majella McCarron to Primetime - about Tony Allright
Attention of Producer
For a second time I have noted that one Tony
Allwright has spoken on programmes in favour of fracking. I note
that he worked with Royal Dutch Shell for over 30 years - 1970 -
2000 - a point that might be of interest to viewers. He owns the
company Tallrite Ltd. as a company consultant since 2000. In the
programme he mentioned a study done in "the jungles of Nigeria". It
is worthy noting that oil and gas exploration took place on a delta
landscape where Shell has been the predominant player over the last
50 years. I am not sure what rocks could be found in a delta and as
far as I am aware the word fracking has never been applicable in
Nigerian terrrain and I worked there for over 30 years.
Majella Mc Carron
24 February at 17:045 people like this.
Theresa Carter nice :)
24 February at 18:08
Davide Gallazzi are you sure about the fact that
there is no bedrock in a delta? And that there has not be any
fracking in Nigeria?
24 February at 21:43
Majella McCarron Davide - it's the other Sister
Majella McCarron - not me. I've never been in Nigeria in my life; :)
25 February at 09:45 · 1
Davide Gallazzi Majella McCarron, the questions
still stand, even if she is not you
25 February at 23:44
A
lively debate also ensued at a site called Irish Oil and Gas, where
I am clearly the devil incarnate (because I know my subject better than
do my assorted opponents).
I have prepared a forty-minute presentation/lecture
called “Truth About Fraccing”, which I have already given to some
schools and private groups, who loved it. If you have a group that you
would like me to give it to, just drop me a line at frac@tallrite.com. I
make no charge other than expenses if it is outside Dublin.
On 1st March, a
34-year-old mother, whose identity is being kept secret to protect
her children's anonymity, was convicted in a Dublin court of the
gross neglect of her five young children.
Over many years they had been underfed, unwashed,
ill-clothed, beaten, raped (by their father) and were not even
toilet-trained.
She was sentenced
in a Dublin court to (an extremely lenient) 18 months in jail.
On 2nd
March, Stephanie Decker was at home with her eight-year-old son and
even younger daughter when her husband texted her that a tornado was
hurtling directly toward their three-story home in Henryville,
Indiana.
So she hurried them down to the basement, covered
them with a blanket and used her own body to shield them further
against falling debris. Two successive tornados came roaring
through and completely demolished their house. The children, though
screaming in terror, survived unscathed.
But their
mother's protective action cost her several broken ribs and two
severed legs
Frank Carson, knighted in 1987 by Pope John Paul II into
the order of St GregoryNorthern Ireland’s much beloved comedian, Frank
Carson, famous for his one-liners and catch-phrase “it’s the way yah tell
it”, died on 22nd February, aged 85. May he rest in peace.
In tribute, here is a smidgin of his legacy:
The Grim
Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.
Talk about Dyson with death.
Paddy says “Mick,
I’m thinking of buying a Labrador”. “Really, ...” says Mick “Have
you seen how many of their owners go blind?”
I woke up last
night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.
At first I was afraid...then I was petrified
The wife has
been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have
been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
A mate of mine
recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him
on it he reckoned he could stop any time.
I went to the
cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing
there I noticed four grave diggers walking about with a coffin. Three
hours later and they’re still walking about with it. I thought to
myself, they’ve lost the plot .....
My daughter
asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet
shop and they were €70! “Blow this”, I thought, “I can get one
cheaper off the web”.
Statistically,
six out of seven dwarves are not happy.
I was at a
cash point yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her
balance, so I pushed her over.
I start a new
job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.
I was driving
this morning when I saw an Automobile Association van parked up. The
driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought
to myself, “That guy’s heading for a breakdown”.
On holiday
recently in Spain I saw a sign that said “English speaking Doctor”
- I thought, “What a good idea, why don’t we have them back in
England?”
My boss phoned
me today.
He said, “Is
everything okay at the office?”
I said, “Yes,
it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped”.
“Can
you do me a favour?” he asked.
I said, “Of
course, what is it?”
“Speed
it up a little, I'm in the foursome behind you”.
An English cut-price furniture store in Northampton called
The Sofa
King has been in business for nine years, and has already survived at
least one challenge to its advertising slogan.
Now another challenge has persuaded the Advertising Standards
Authority to ban the slogan. I suppose it had to happen, given the wording:
Quote (5th March 2012):
“We're making new investments
in the development of gasoline and diesel fuel and jet fuel that's actually
made from a plant-like substance ... algae ... If we can figure out how to
make energy out of that, we'll be doing all right. Believe it or not, we
could replace up to 17% of the oil we import for transportation with this
fuel we can grow right here in the United States.”
President Obama,
speaking at the University of Miami.
If you are one of those young people who desperately want a
university degree but with the minimum of effort, along with a five-figure
university debt you have no hope of repaying with the degree you have
earned, then Anne Coulter has a great
list of courses and American universities for you to choose from.
“Lady Gaga and the
Sociology of Fame” (University of South Carolina, Columbia),
“GaGa for Gaga:
Sex, Gender and Identity” (University of Virginia),
“Arguing With
Judge Judy: Popular ‘Logic’ on TV Judge Shows” (University of
California, Berkeley),
“The Phallus”
(Occidental College),
“Zombies”
(University of Baltimore),
“Comics”
(Oregon State University),
“Harry Potter:
Finding Your Patronus” (Oregon State University),
“Underwater Basket
Weaving” (University of California at San Diego).
“Self-Esteem”
(Cal State, Fresno)
“Women’s Studies”
“Early Childhood
Education”
“Physical
Education”
“Sociology”
“Queer Studies”
Alternatively, either knuckle down, get proficient in
mathematics and study something scientific, technical or medical, or else go
out and get a job or better still an apprenticeship. In other words,
acquire skills that other people will pay you good money for.
Those who have been protesting against
the development of Ireland's Corrib offshore gas field
have caused its cost and delivery-time to each treble.
This has directly resulted in the deprivation of Irish citizens
of 75% of their rightful tax income from the field.
Last November I wrote apostabout
Corrib, Ireland's offshore gasfield in the Atlantic Ocean being developed by
Shell, and how local protests alone have trebled both
the
cost (from €800 million to €2½ billion) and
the delivery time (from four years to twelve).
Neither technical issues nor financial
difficulties nor industrial relations strife have contributed to this very
troubling trebling. It is the result solely of the efforts of a handful of
local people, aided and abetted by left-wing sypathisers (eg Sinn Fein,
Labour) and international professional protestors (eg the son of Ken Saro
Wiwa who was executed for multiple murder by the Nigerian judicial system
but with Shell being blamed).
Many of the protestors like to make the
further point that Ireland's taxation terms are far too favourable to Shell,
denying the Irish taxpayer its rightful share of its hydrocarbon patrimony.
They draw the contrast with the prolific oil and gas provinces of Norway
and the UK. However they make no allowance for the fact that these
countries' discovery rates are around one per five exploration wells
drilled, whereas Ireland's is closer to one per four hundred. When you
don't have much to offer in terms of prospects you cannot demand much
either, at least until prospects improve.
But picking up on the theme that taxpayer
take should be maximised, it is instructive to calculate what the protestors
alone have denied to Irish taxpayers as a direct consequence of their
troubling trebling.
If a company exploits an Irish oil or gas
field, it is taxed at 25% of profits; there are no royalty payments. The
profits are calculated at revenue from sale of product, less operating
costs, less capital investment. No tax is paid until all the capital has
been recovered.
Thus the troubling trebling has cost the
taxpayer real money in two ways:
Firstly, the trebling of capital costs means the taxable profit is
considerably reduced and hence the tax take likewise.
Secondly, the trebling of project delivery time means that the income
will start arriving eight years later than it should have. When you
take into account the time value of money (Net Present Value, NPV) the
cost of this delay in receipt of tax revenues is also considerable.
I do not have access to actual figures so I
have had to make some simple assumptions. I have assumed that revenue minus
operating costs is €100m per year, but declining to zero at 4.2% pa over the
field's final years. In order to make a comparison between pre- and
post-trebling, I have also had to assume a field life long enough to yield
any tax revenues at all (a moot point). I have also taken a discount rate
of 5%.
Though my assumptions are entirely my own, I
have run many iterations using different assumptions. The interesting point
to note is that the overall conclusion does not vary very much.
Consider first annual tax take in cash
terms. According to the original (non-trebled) plan shown in
blue
below, production would have commenced in 2007 and it would have taken, with
an assumed annual net revenue of €100mm eight years to recover the €800m
capital cost. Thus tax income at 25%, ie €25m per year or €100m per four
years, would begin in 2015, yielding a total of €650m if field life extended
to 2047.
However, after the troubling trebling as
shown in red,
it takes 25 years to recover the trebled €2.5bn cost, leaving only €250m for
the beleaguered taxpayer - a reduction of 62%. The field produces for eight
years longer, ie to 2055.
But it gets worse, because of not only the 16
year delay in first tax revenues (from 2015 to 2031) because of the trebling
of capital cost that must first be recovered, but there is a further eight
year delay, to 2039, because the whole project delivery time has trebled.
The effect of these delays becomes clear when
the figures are calculated on NPV terms, for which I have used a
conservative discount rate of just 5%. Here the time value of money reduces
both the blue
and the red
bars, but especially the latter.
When the bars are added up, the cumulative
values appear as in the chart below.
The total tax revenue under the original plan
comes to an NPV of
€268m, whereas under
the troubling trebling it will reach a mere
€42m, an astonishing
reduction of 84%.
As mentioned, these calculations can be run
with many different assumptions, as to income, field life, production
decline rate, discount factor, which give different values for the 84% shown
above. However they are all in a similar ballpark. Indeed under some
scenarios - eg a field life too short to recover all the trebled costs - the
loss of tax is 100%. The most optimistic set of assumptions still showed a
loss of over 70%.
Therefore the overall rational,
non-exaggerated conclusion to draw is that the protestors have,
directly
through their own unreasonable* antics, cost the Irish taxpayers - whose
interests they would proclaim to protect - at least three-quarters
of the revenue from Corrib to which they were entitled. Inside sources tell
me that this is by no means an unrealistic figure.
Thanks, guys 'n' gals.
Please spread this dirty little secret to all
and sundry. It needs to be widely known.
I
have occasionally been invited to speak at debates hosted by the world's
oldest debating club, Trinity College Dublin's University Philosophical
Society, “The
Phil”, usually when it is at a loss for someone to speak for the
unpopular side of a politically correct issue. For example,
gay marriage,
drugs legalisation. Aside from the stimulation of the debate itself,
the reward is an excellent dinner and copious drink.
Earlier this month (2nd
February) The Phil kindly asked me to speak in favour of the motion that “This
House Believes Patriarchy Is Inevitable”. Once again I was on the
non-PC side as everyone knows that male dominance is doomed - or at least it
damned-well ought to be
students
Lily McKillop
(making her maiden speech) and Sorcha Finlay.
The banter went
something like this
Clíodhna insisted that,
notwithstanding two female Irish presidents, workplace barriers to women
persist such as working hours, wolfwhistles (I paraphrase) and general
antipathy towards feminism. In fairness, she also recognised the bad
deal fathers get from family courts.
Holly,
despite her label as a feminist, was very agreeable but had some weird
ideas. Apparently women's problem is that their wombs get in the way of
work and therefore someone should develop an artificial one to even the
score desptie procreation. Oh, and women only want to care for their
children because the “structure
of society”
demands it. She pointed out that a few matriarchal societies do exist,
in India for instance, though the matriarchy seems to be confined to
inheritance rather than giving the orders.
Richard
was very controversial: he said the sexes were ... different! Gasps of
horror. Then he got worse by noting that the world's geniuses and great
leaders are nearly always male, and said women's desire for equality
never extends to unpleasant workplaces like coal-mining, fire-fighting,
front-line soldiery or bin-collecting. The collapse of masculinity in
the West is however a great ally for the matriarchal cause.
Lilly's
maiden speech began with the pithy observation that “men
are stupid”, which
drew a laugh (try saying that about protected species - women, blacks,
travellers, gays, Muslims!). She considered that male dominance was no
longer an important factor in the affairs of the world.
The droning professor
sent everyone to sleep (well, me certainly). I think he muttered
something about men bossing women around. But for him, anything less
than 100% patriarchy is already matriarchy; this seemed to be the basis
of his case for the Opposition.
Andrew
said men were bigger and stronger and therefore patriarchy would - and
should - always hold sway.
Sorcha
retorted by pointing out that she was bigger and stronger than Andrew so
there was no way he could reach higher in the workplace than she could
(I think she challenged him to a fight to prove her thesis).
Here's what I had to
say, in my view one of the best speeches of the evening (but then I would
think that). The photo is from The Phil's
Facebook page.
Here's what I had to
say, in my view one of the best speeches of the evening (but then I would
think that). The photo is from The Phil's
Facebook page.
Mr President, Members of the Council, Ladies and
Gentlemen.
Thank you for inviting me here tonight.
“Just
because I could”, said Bill Clinton explaining why he used to
hit on Monika and cheat on Hillary.
Likewise, the world is Patriarchal
just because it can be. It has been thus since the
beginning of time. But over the last century, one part of it has become
if not Matriarchal then much less Patriarchal than the rest. That is,
broadly speaking, those countries under the brutal tyrannical thumb of …
Western democracy.
Let’s examine the reasons for this.
Imagine if you will a caveman. He is big, he is
unwashed, he is aggressive, he is hairy, he is scary. Now a cavewoman.
She is also unwashed, but she’s not so big, not so aggressive, not so
scary. So when they have a difference of opinion, the ugly brute is in
general gonna get his way. Mrs Cavewoman does not enjoy the caress of a
club across her skull.
Multiply this little trial of strength across each
continent, and it is no surprise that men have held the balance of power
from time immemorial.
We might like to cling to the belief that in some distant
jungle or desert or sun-kissed island, there is a race of people where
the women are bigger and meaner and the men are all – well
– Denis Thatcher. The mighty Amazonians of the rain-forest, for
example, with their voluntary mastectomies to facilitate the drawing of
a bow, infest our imaginations, but alas no-one has ever found them.
So how is it that the Western democracy model has
empowered the smaller sex?
Well, it’s essentially down to the intellectual and
physical freedom that comes with democracy. Freedom to do what you like, to experiment, to fail,
to try something different, to think, to argue, to progress, to prosper –
according solely to your abilities, courage and energy
rather than because of who your mum and dad are – or indeed the
paraphernalia between your legs.
Early forms of democracy and its associated freedoms are
what eventually lit the blue touch paper of the industrial revolution.
In its initial stages, the revolution still demanded hard physical
labour that naturally favoured the stronger sex – coal-mining,
labour-intensive factories, construction of buildings, ships, roads.
But over the years, as surplus wealth and
time were generated, investment in schemes took root which demanded less physical sweat (think of the spinning factories) and/or
more mental effort (such as teaching children or treating
the sick).
Then wars came and snatched away the menfolk, so women
stepped into the breach often doing jobs that were the traditional
preserve of men – think munitions factories or truck-driving.
The male-only paradigm snapped apart, opening the way for
women. For, while females can never compete in terms of brawn, when it
comes to mental ability and agility, the playing field is entirely
level, and – wow! – how women have shown this is true!
Every day here in the West
that we have moved towards a knowledge economy,
that mankind’s lot has been improved by the
contributions of, for example,
intellectual professions like the law,
wealth-creating professions like engineering,
caring professions like medicine,
every such day of this is another day that the old
Patriarchy is eroded. That’s because women can perform the equal of men
in all these diverse spheres, that are primarily cerebral rather than
physical.
Meanwhile the need for physical labour becomes every day
a smaller proportion of the wealth-creating economy.
So though the world has for thousands of
years been thoroughly Patriarchal, in the democratic West,
the rise of the Matriarchy has been relentless and is continuing.
I stress the Western democracies, because
elsewhere you will not see any serious threat to the
Patriarchy. And whaddya know, those non-democracies are
also far behind the West in terms of wealth and all other
measures of human welfare, notwithstanding the current economic
tempest.
Their lack of individual freedom translates both to
economic non-development and to the non-development
of women in society. Moreover, how can a country expect
to reach its full potential if it hobbles half of its intellectual
workforce.
So the question, “is Patriarchy inevitable” has
two strands.
Will males lose their dominance within
Western democracies?
And
Will Western democracy inevitably encompass the
world?
In the 1980s after Soviet Communism imploded and Western
democracy-stroke-capitalism triumphed, its global spread seemed
unstoppable. The hitherto respected historian Francis Fukuyama even
wrote a tome which in a fit of hubris he named “The
End of History”, because he thought the entire world – having
witnessed the dead-endism of socialism – would now clasp the Western
system to its collective bosom.
But he and everyone were wrong. Yes, democracy did
spread to parts of Africa, Europe, Latin America and Asia that had never
known it – and reaped multiple rewards for their peoples. But
Communism,
sometimes of less virulent varieties, remains entrenched in China
(with 19% of the world’s people), in North Korea, Vietnam, Cuba.
Crony and Mafia varieties of capitalism
quickly found homes in Russia, some countries of Eastern Europe and
of South America.
Islamic extremism
grows across the Middle East and sections of Africa in its Messianic
quest for a global Sharia caliphate.
And what is the common denominator of these rivals to
Western-style democracy? Since they depend upon constraining individual
freedom of activity and lifestyle, they all require the physical
subjugation of populations – entailing guns, prisons, beatings,
executions, and the pervading threat of these. And because men are
physically stronger, men will always do the bulk of the subjugating, not
women. Such systems are Patriarchal because they have to
be, simply to survive. Just look at Syria.
So forget Mr Fukuyama. The world will always be in
turmoil; different systems will advance and retreat throughout future
history.
But only one – Western democracy – will
consistently give women a fair crack of the whip, indeed allow them to
wield the whip. But will it, can it, ever rule the world?
No. Therefore, in the global sense,
Patriarchy is inevitable.
But what about within the Western
democracies? Will the gals eventually overtake the guys?
Intellectually, there is no reason why they can’t or
shouldn’t. Go round the schools and universities, look who is attending
what, look at the exam scores, and in general you will find what Rudyard
Kipling found: “that
the female of the species is more deadly than the male”. Indeed
a Central Statistics Office
study released only last Tuesday confirmed that women are better
educated. So the female superiority we see in the classrooms
today is a fair reflection of what we will see in
the boardrooms tomorrow …
… Unless of course there’s a roadblock.
For it’s not all about intellectual prowess, is it?
Innate human nature is always there – we can dodge it but few of us can
escape it altogether.
For whatever Holly Combe may say about artificial
wombs and the structure of society, women are the baby-bearers and
the primary nurturers, at least in the infants’ early years. So for
most of them, there are going to be long periods when their
work-lives are significantly curtailed because of much more
important priorities. In the competitive work place, that is always
going to be a serious roadblock.
On the other side of the ledger, male testosterone is
what gives most men the edge in terms of ambition, and eagerness to
take risks and seize opportunities. Like the opportunity of a job
left vacant or filled only part-time for prolonged periods.
Frankly, I cannot see, even in Western democracies, a
world in which the balance, ie more than 50% (not the !% that
Professor Wickham seems to talk about), of the Archy shifts from
Pater to Mater.
It’s not an issue of ability or effort.
It’s not a matter of glass ceilings or prejudice or
misogyny.
It’s not an issue of fairness or right versus wrong.
It’s simply a matter of human nature. Patriarchy
is inevitable. Bill Clinton can relax.
Ladies and gentlemen, I ask you to support
the motion. Thank you very much.
Needless to say, when it came to the
customary voice vote at the end of the debate, they didn't: the nays far
out-shouted the yeas. As was to be expected.
A most entertaining evening nonetheless and I
am most grateful to The Phil for inviting me.
Sometimes blanket bombing and total war
are the moral options
On 15th February 1945, towards the end of
World War 2, when the Nazis were clearly on the back foot and the Allies
were fighting their way relentlessly towards Germany from France and from
Russia, the RAF under Air Marshal Arthur (“Bomber”)
Harris mounted a massive areal bombardment of Dresden. Around 35,000
people were killed and probably ten times that number injured.
“They
sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind”, he
said, quoting the
Bible, and he meant it.
With the wisdom and safety of hindsight,
people ever since then have denounced this and similar attacks as
unwarranted war-crimes inflicting untold suffering on civilians.
I leave it for now to columnist Eoghan Harris
(no relation) to
demonstrate how puerile such moral posturing is.
What caught my attention was a
BBC TV documentary about Bomber Command marking the 2012 anniversary,
presented (and experienced) by actor Ewen McGregor and his present-day RAF
fight-pilot brother Colin.
Called “Bomber
Boys”, this programme explored what life
must have been like for the RAF crews who flew massive (and speedy,
manoeuvrable) four-engined Lancaster bombers in those sorties over Germany,
ignoring searchlights and flak, trying to dodge German nightfighters,
delivering their deadly cargo and suffering 50% casualties in the whole
process.
Notwithstanding the magnificent shots of
Lancaster bombers then and now, the programme really came alive for me when
existing veterans were interviewed - a pilot, a gunner, a navigator - now
all in their late eighties, but as mentally alert as ever.
So, how did they and their colleagues feel at
the time about raining hell on cities like Dresden for two solid days with
an armada of 700 aircraft?
Actually, they thoroughly approved.
“The Germans started it” was the
common refrain.
I then put similar
questions to my own father, now 97 years old, then a Squadron Leader who
served with the RAF throughout the six years of war and took part in the
Normandy invasion, marching through France, the Netherlands and into Germany
itself. He was not flight crew, he was a dentist to flight crew (and other
RAF staff). But naturally he was in tune with the mood among his colleagues
in the RAF.
His view was identical
to that of the RAF veterans on TV: “They started it”. Moreover, he
added, “we were in favour of anything that might shorten the war and
anything that was bad for the Germans”. For similar reasons he and his
pals were delighted to learn of the atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima and
Nagasaki, especially since they considerably reduced the chances of being
transferred to the Far East, which had been the much dreaded plan for most
of the military in Europe once Germany had surrendered.
I also asked him did he
hate the Germans at the time or just view them as adversaries (as you might
an opposing football team). He was adamant: “we hated them”.
But when asked did he stop hating them: “Yes,
not long after the war ended”. Any residual
hatred: “none whatsoever”.
To those
among the educated liberal elites
who from the comfort and security of
their armchairs in the 21st century choose to denounce as war crimes
Bomber Harris's
shocking and
awesome raids on Germany that flattened cities like Dresden, or
President Truman's
nuclear
attacks on Japan that ended the war by causing Emperor Hirohito (who
had heretofore felt safe in Tokyo) to instantly surrender in terror,
raids that killed tens
of thousands at a time, I would ask, “what part of total war do you not
understand”? War is hell and therefore should always be the last
resort. But once entered into, its most humane, and indeed moral, option is
to wage it fast and hard and lethally in order to win it and end it in as
short a time as possible. If that is not our objective we shouldn't engage
in it at all. In other words, total war or no war.
We who have lived blessed, peaceful and
prosperous lives thanks directly to the total war waged and won from 1939 to
1945 at enormous cost by our fathers and grandfathers, from many of whom was
exacted the ultimate price, have forgotten what it is to live under such
existential threat that total war is the only answer.
In the West today, only Israel faces a
comparable menace - from its neighbours and from a nuclear Iran sworn to
wipe it from the map, with a
single bomb. Total war is becoming its only remaining - and entirely
moral - option.
It can be a stretch for women who reach dizzy heights -
27th Feb
Online comment to an
Irish Times column
"Being a very tall teenager of either sex is tough" [writes Ms Hourihan].
Tell me about it! As an awkward shy teenager, I was a towering 6ft 5in
but was the sole white man in ...
While many nations are embracing sevens ... Ireland
continue to lag far behind -
25th Feb Online comment to an
Irish Times column A singularly unimaginative response by the IRFU. They should emulate
Nike: "Just do it". Use 7s as a development step for young players, a
kind of Ireland Academy, for minimal additional cost. That's certainly
worked for Felix Jones. Ireland competed in ...
Time to end abuse of veto by big powers at UN Two online comments
to an Irish Times column
Pathetic article. Who exactly cast your supposed veto re the Rwandan
genocide? When did house building become a fit subject for the UNSC to
even discuss? And why is a future Palestinian state supposed to be
Judenfrei anyway? The P5’s veto is not the problem with the UN. It is
the UN’s endemic corruption ...
The real reason why drink crisis will persist Online comment
to an Irish Times column No discussion of the cost of alcohol-fuelled
damage and of the taxation of alcohol is coherent unless hard numbers
are provided. Which €uro figure is higher? Taxes on tobacco and the
early deaths that tobacco causes ... far outweigh the cost of treating
tobacco-fuelled damage ... smokers pay for themselves in just 13 years
...
Great strides made towards gender equality but playing
field is still not level Online comments
to an Irish Times article Trinity College's Philosophical Society will
debate on Thursday 2nd Feb whether "Patriarchy is inevitable" (I am an
invited speaker). This article and the CSO report certainly illustrate
that within Ireland anyway, the Matriarchy is on a relentlessly upward
trajectory!
No surprise in political surrender to ECB blackmail Online comment
to an Irish Times article These problems would virtually vanish were the
Irish Government to drastically cut back it's utterly profligate
spending so as to bring the budget back into balance. Last year alone it
added €25 billion - a record - to the €120 billion national debt. This
is nothing less than looting the future ...
Supreme Court 'X' case ruling not good basis for abortion
law Online comment
to an Irish Times article Wouldn't it be a fairer regime if abortion
were permitted only during, say, the baby's first year outside the womb.
Then the child would have a chance to make its case for life. If,
however, the parents still decided they didn't want it, they would be
entitled to have the infant put ...
Increasing prices fails to solve drink problem - Thanks
for the tip-off [P!] Letter published in the Sunday Times In these straitened times and on behalf of
your many esteemed readers aged over 21 years, I would like to thank you
for telling us where and for how much we can find Ireland's 25 cheapest
beers, ciders, wines and spirits.
Time to pardon soldiers who left to fight Hitler Online comment
to an Irish Times article
You can find the BBC items [here]
and [here].
Ireland's treatment of these men, and even of their children, was truly
shameful and without precedent in the non-Communist world. It is
indicative of Ireland's official sympathy with the Nazi cause ...
Fee-paying schools are not a drain on taxpayers Online comment
on an Irish Independent article One of the biggest issues, not mentioned here,
is the issue of personal liberty. It is a gross infringement of personal
liberty for one person (Government minister, Trade Union official,
Labour party apparatchik, whatever) to try to prevent another free
citizen from spending his/her money as he/she sees fit ...
Quote:
“If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come
they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time?”
Scotland's greatest living thinker – Billy Connolly
- - - - - A U S T R A
L I A - - - - -
Quote: “It is unlawful for a
person to do an act, otherwise than in private, if the act is reasonably
likely, in all the circumstances, to offend, insult, humiliate or intimidate
another person or a group of people.”
Australia's new Section 18C of its 1975
Racial Discrimination Act
puts a peremptory stop to any of that free speech nonsense
that's being going on there for the last century
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E S I D E N C Y - - - - -
Quote (5th March 2012):
“We're making new investments
in the development of gasoline and diesel fuel and jet fuel that's actually
made from a plant-like substance ... algae ... If we can figure out how to
make energy out of that, we'll be doing all right. Believe it or not, we
could replace up to 17% of the oil we import for transportation with this
fuel we can grow right here in the United States.”
President Obama,
speaking at the University of Miami.
An Afghan mob's reaction after a few books,
defaced by forbidden prisoner-to-prisoner secret messages,
are burnt. Korans apparently.
Quote - 23rd February:
“I
wish to express my deep regret for the reported incident ... I extend to you
and the Afghan people my sincere apologies ... The error was inadvertent; I
assure you that we will take the appropriate steps to avoid any recurrence,
to include holding accountable those responsible.”
Yet another grovelling
apology from
America's excruciatingly embarrassing and utterly incompetent head of
state.
President Obama was
writing to Afghanistan's President Karzai
because some books had been burnt. Koran's apparently.
Muslims then murdered
30 people as a result.
No apology from Mr Karzai for that crime.
Quote: “When Congress refuses to
act — and as a result, hurts our economy and puts our people at risk — then
I have an obligation as president to do what I can without them. I have an
obligation to act on behalf of the American people. I'm not going to stand
by while a minority in the Senate puts party ideology ahead of the people
that we are elected to serve. Not with so much at stake, not at this
make-or-break moment for middle class Americans. We're not gonna let that
happen.”
President Obama decides
that he is bigger than the nation's parliament,
which should therefore be ignored when convenient to do so.
He appointed, inter alia, Richard Cordray as
director of
a new Consumer Financial Protection Bureau,
without the bother of the Senate confirmation
that the US Constitution mandates.
Quote: “The selection of a
Republican candidate for the presidency of this globalized and expansive
empire is — and I mean this seriously — the greatest competition of idiocy
and ignorance that has ever been.”
The almost late,
certainly unlamented,
former tyrant of Cuba, Fidel Castro,
joins in the hurly-burly of America's 2012 presidential election
Quote: “You know, back in my
days, they’d use Bayer aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between
their knees and it wasn’t that costly.”
Foster Freiss, the
biggest financial backer of
Republican presidential hopeful Rick Santorum,
gets into hot water with moustachioed unwashed feminists
for repeating a very old joke.
While collecting their dole, downtrodden
unemployed women
get trodden down further.
Nevertheless, it is disgraceful that young
women
show up in pyjamas.
Out of respect for others, they should be made
to remove them immediately ...
4th December 2011
Quote:
“Let me say this to you all: you are not responsible for
the crisis.”
Irish Taoiseach
(prime minister)
Enda Kenny addresses
the Irish people,
exonerating them
from causing the economic meltdown
26th January 2012
Quote: “What happened in
our country was that [the Irish] people simply went mad
borrowing. The extent of personal credit, personal wealth created on
credit was done between [Irish] people and banks - a system
that spawned greed to a point where it just went out of control
completely with a spectacular crash.”
Just two months later,
Taoiseach Enda Kenny addresses a plenary session
during the 2012
World Economic Forum at Davos,
blaming the Irish people
for causing the economic meltdown
Ireland's
disastrous, incompetent, charismatic
Finance Minister, the late Brian Lenihan,
in the previous Fianna Fail government
similarly blamed the Irish people
Quote: “As far as [I am]
concerned, it was my first cruise and my last!”
Irishman Séamus Moore
after he and his wife Carol
escaped from the giant cruise liner Costa Concordia
that hit rocks and capsized just a few metres off
the Italian island of Isola Del Giglio in the Mediterranean
- - - - - R U G B Y -
- - - -
Quote: “I don't think we've met
before, but I'm the referee not you ... This is not soccer.”
International rugby
referee Nigel Owens berates Treviso's Tobias Botes
for shouting at him during a rugby match
between Italy's Treviso and Ireland's Munster.
(Munster won 29-11)
“The Lemon Tree”, by Sandy
Tol (2006),
is a delightful novel-style history of modern Israel and Palestine told
through the eyes of a thoughtful protagonist from either side, with a
household lemon tree as their unifying theme.
But it's not
entirely honest in its subtle pro-Palestinian bias, and therefore needs
to be read in conjunction with an antidote, such as
This examines events which led to BP's 2010 Macondo blowout in
the Gulf of Mexico.
BP's ambitious CEO John Browne expanded BP through adventurous
acquisitions, aggressive offshore exploration, and relentless
cost-reduction that trumped everything else, even safety and long-term
technical sustainability.
Thus mistakes accumulated, leading to terrifying and deadly accidents in
refineries, pipelines and offshore operations, and business disaster in
Russia.
The Macondo blowout was but an inevitable outcome of a BP culture that
had become poisonous and incompetent.
However the book is gravely compromised by a
litany of over 40 technical and stupid
errors that display the author's ignorance and
carelessness.
It would be better
to wait for the second (properly edited) edition before buying.
As for BP, only a
wholesale rebuilding of a new, professional, ethical culture will
prevent further such tragedies and the eventual destruction of a once
mighty corporation with a long and generally honourable history.
This is
nonagenarian Alistair Urquhart’sincredible story of survival in the Far
East during World War II.
After recounting a
childhood of convention and simple pleasures in working-class Aberdeen,
Mr Urquhart is conscripted within days of Chamberlain declaring war on
Germany in 1939.
From then until the
Japanese are deservedly nuked into surrendering six years later, Mr
Urquhart’s tale is one of first discomfort but then following the fall
of Singapore of ever-increasing, unmitigated horror.
After a wretched
journey Eastward, he finds himself part of Singapore’s big but useless
garrison.
Taken prisoner when Singapore falls in
1941, he is, successively,
part of a death march to Thailand,
a slave labourer on the Siam/Burma
railway (one man died for every sleeper laid),
regularly beaten and tortured,
racked by starvation, gaping ulcers
and disease including cholera,
a slave labourer stevedoring at
Singapore’s docks,
shipped to Japan in a stinking,
closed, airless hold with 900 other sick and dying men,
torpedoed by the Americans and left
drifting alone for five days before being picked up,
a slave-labourer in Nagasaki until
blessed liberation thanks to the Americans’ “Fat Boy” atomic
bomb.
Chronically ill,
distraught and traumatised on return to Aberdeen yet disdained by the
British Army, he slowly reconstructs a life. Only in his late 80s
is he able finally to recount his dreadful experiences in this
unputdownable book.
There are very few
first-person eye-witness accounts of the the horrors of Japanese
brutality during WW2. As such this book is an invaluable historical
document.
+++++
“Culture of Corruption:
Obama and His Team of Tax Cheats, Crooks, and Cronies”
This is a rattling good tale of the web
of corruption within which the American president and his cronies
operate. It's written by blogger Michele Malkin who, because she's both
a woman and half-Asian, is curiously immune to the charges of racism and
sexism this book would provoke if written by a typical Republican WASP.
With 75 page of notes to back up - in
best blogger tradition - every shocking and in most cases money-grubbing
allegation, she excoriates one Obama crony after another, starting with
the incumbent himself and his equally tricky wife.
Joe Biden, Rahm Emmanuel, Valerie Jarett,
Tim Geithner, Lawrence Summers, Steven Rattner, both Clintons, Chris
Dodd: they all star as crooks in this venomous but credible book.
ACORN, Mr Obama's favourite community
organising outfit, is also exposed for the crooked vote-rigging machine
it is.
+++++
This much trumpeted sequel to
Freakonomics is a bit of disappointment.
It is really just
a collation of amusing
little tales about surprising human (and occasionally animal) behaviour
and situations. For example:
Drunk walking kills more people per
kilometer than drunk driving.
People aren't really altruistic -
they always expect a return of some sort for good deeds.
Child seats are a waste of money as
they are no safer for children than adult seatbelts.
Though doctors have known for
centuries they must wash their hands to avoid spreading infection,
they still often fail to do so.
Monkeys can be taught to use washers
as cash to buy tit-bits - and even sex.
The book has no real
message other than don't be surprised how humans sometimes behave and
try to look for simple rather than complex solutions.
And with a final
anecdote (monkeys, cash and sex), the book suddenly just stops dead in
its tracks. Weird.
++++++
A remarkable, coherent attempt by Financial Times economist Alan Beattie
to understand and explain world history through the prism of economics.
It's chapters are
organised around provocative questions such as
Why does asparagus come from Peru?
Why are pandas so useless?
Why are oil and diamonds more trouble
than they are worth?
Why doesn't Africa grow cocaine?
It's central thesis
is that economic development continues to be impeded in different
countries for different historical reasons, even when the original
rationale for those impediments no longer obtains. For instance:
Argentina protects its now largely
foreign landowners (eg George Soros)
Russia its military-owned
businesses, such as counterfeit DVDs
The US its cotton industry
comprising only 1% of GDP and 2% of its workforce
The author writes
in a very chatty, light-hearted matter which makes the book easy to
digest.
However it would
benefit from a few charts to illustrate some of the many quantitative
points put forward, as well as sub-chaptering every few pages to provide
natural break-points for the reader.
+++++
This is a thrilling book of derring-do behind enemy lines in the jungles
of north-east Burma in 1942-44 during the Japanese occupation.
The author was
a member of Britain's V Force, a forerunner of the SAS. Its remit was to
harass Japanese lines of
command, patrol their occupied territory, carryout sabotage and provide
intelligence, with the overall objective of keeping the enemy out of
India.
Irwin
is admirably yet brutally frank, in his
descriptions of deathly battles with the Japs, his execution of a
prisoner, dodging falling bags of rice dropped by the RAF, or collapsing
in floods of tears through accumulated stress, fear and loneliness.
He also provides some fascinating insights into the mentality of
Japanese soldiery and why it failed against the flexibility and devolved
authority of the British.
The book amounts to
a very human and exhilarating tale.
Oh, and Irwin
describes the death in 1943 of his colleague my uncle, Major PF
Brennan.