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ISSUE
#111 - 23rd October 2005
[175+2975=3150]
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Ideas
are Mightier than the Sword
In the end, the Iraqis' constitutional referendum was a
bit of a boring damp squib.
What excellent news. Boring is
good.
On voting day, 15th October, five US soldiers were
killed by a roadside
bomb but no voters at all (by comparison, three
people were killed just on Ireland's roads that day). The referendum
turnout exceeded 60%,
two percentage points more than in January's ground-breaking election. It looks like
it'll be approved, but no-one seems to think it'll be any great disaster
if it isn't. It'll simply be re-drafted by a new elected committee
and re-balloted. Normal politics.
Compared with the media hysteria surrounding January's
election, they've been pretty muted this time, though judging from the
stories in many publications you could smell the dismay that a part of the
Iraq Adventure was actually going right. Many would still prefer
Iraq's agony to continue and intensify than that the Coalition's intervention
might result in a peaceful, democratic Iraq. For some, no price in Iraqi
blood and pain is
too high to avoid a Bush “victory”.
Here are few headlines that I picked up ...
Of course the bad news is much more exciting to
report and read about, even if you don't have a pro-insurgent anti-Iraqi
agenda, which largely explains why such stories predominate. But it
doesn't mean good stuff isn't also happening, and not just in the
(relatively) safer Shi'ite south or in the Kurdistan haven.
A typical piece of bad news on 19th October was that the Guardian reporter Rory Carroll from Dublin was kidnapped
in Baghdad, and
on the first anniversary of Margaret Hassan's lethal abduction. Yet
within 36 hours he was free
again unharmed. (Mark Humphrys contrasts
popular bad news stories, propagated as it happens by Mr Carroll, with
good news stories that largely escape the major headlines.)
And just a couple of days earlier there was a report that
Fallujah, in the heart of the Sunni Triangle and the scene of two bitter
battles in 2004 between insurgents and US forces which resulted
in the death of some 1400 insurgents and perhaps a thousand city blocks
damaged or destroyed, was recovering its
sense of everyday life. Indeed, earlier in the year the Americans were
calling it - extraordinarily - the “safest
place in Iraq”,
and they should know. It was cleansed of the bad guys, and to keep it that way residents were
allowed to return only after careful screening by US forces. Reconstruction is proceeding, albeit well behind
plan. There is a functioning and representative City Council, a
police force of Fallujans, while leaders from the mosque, tribes
and professions are stepping up to the plate. Schools are back running, business and industry are
returning, and football matches take place. Oh, and the Fallujah Sunnis voted
in numbers in the referendum, not wanting to exclude themselves again from the
political process.
In Iraq as a whole, the economy is growing astonishingly
at somewhere between 25%
and 52%
pa depending on your source, and this despite inflation of 25% and
unemployment of 25-40%. And of course these figures largely exclude
the economic contribution of a vibrant and extensive black
market.
The black news though is what we hear
about. It portrays for us a death-and-destruction clash between
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on the one hand, the superbly equipped
and trained (Abu Ghraib notwithstanding) modern armies of the
Coalition, armed with tanks, aircraft, UAV-drones,
electronic monitoring devices and other sophisticated weaponry, |
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and on the other, an outnumbered
rag-tag bunch of angry youths armed with head-hacking
swords, rifles, RPGs,
home-made bombs and - crucially - frustrated men prepared to commit
homicide-suicide in the stupid belief that 72 virgins await them in
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But this is to misread the
conflict.
For the weapons and the mayhem they cause
are but the external symptoms. The true struggle is over a simple
idea.
However clumsy and incompetent in its
attempted implementation in Iraq (and Afghanistan) over the past four
years, the massive idea behind the words of George Bush's inaugural
speech last January resonates :
“Across
the generations we have proclaimed the imperative of self-government,
because no one is fit to be a master, and no one deserves to be a slave
... So it is the policy of the United States to seek and support the growth of democratic movements and institutions in every nation and culture, with the ultimate goal of ending tyranny in our
world.”
This
is the idea that terrifies Iraq's insurgents, Ba'athist remnants, foreign
fighters, call them what you will. This is the idea that they are
resisting at all costs. This is the idea for which they must - and
will eventually, barring a Vietnam-style capitulation - be
defeated. This is the idea that is embodied in the new Iraqi
constitution that so many have voted on.
Those
who call for the unconditional withdrawal of Coalition forces - the names
Galloway, Pilger, Fisk, Chomsky spring to mind among many - are calling
for the precise converse of this idea. Such is their abiding
contempt for ordinary Iraqi people and Middle Easterners in general, that
they ardently desire that those millions remain slaves forever to their
tyrants.
For
their part, the insurgents have a huge idea of their own: no less than the
subjugation of the entire world under a tyrannical Islamic caliphate, with
themselves near the top of the pile of course. They must not be
allowed to progress in such a wicked objective.
It
is not the pen that is mightier than the sword. It is
ideas.
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Ken Clarke
BATting for North Korea
I used to be a big fan of Ken Clarke, and long backed him
for the leadership of the British Conservative party over the likes of Ian
Duncan Smith and John Howard. I support his (now regrettably
repressed) Europhilia - I back the EU for its free trade and
single-currency credentials, though of course not for its Common Agricultural
Policy, sovereignty aspirations or would-be constitution. But more
importantly he has been, since the New Labour victory of 1997, the one MP
that the public have consistently liked, and his charisma, combined with a
degree of down-to-earth sensibleness, made him the
only one who had a hope of returning the Conservatives to power.
But this time round, I was for two reasons glad to see him
voted off the leadership short list, tough though it is to be rejected
three times running.
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At 65 he's too old to be a strategic choice. His
best expectation would be to become prime minister at 69, face
re-election at 74 and not step down until he's nearly 80. Or
else just be a useless caretaker until someone better pops up - just
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He was against the Iraq war from the beginning and remains
so - yet always with not the slightest notion of an alternative
strategy other than
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backing the butcher Saddam (then) and |
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running away leaving behind a civil war
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This is disgraceful and dishonourable, especially for a
Conservative, as my preceding post explains.
There is a third factor that would have had
the potential of
an unexploded bomb were he to have become leader.
Not long after the Conservatives were defeated in 1997, Mr
Clarke, Minister of Health under Margaret Thatcher yet a great lover of
cigars, joined BAT (aka British
American Tobacco). This was mildly controversial (smoking kills
etc), but he was able to bat (sic) away the objections in a fairly affable
manner. As the £170,000 per year chairman of BAT's “ corporate social responsibility audit
committee”,
which includes overseeing human rights reports on all countries where it
operates, he also gained some credit when BAT pulled out of Myanmar
because of its notorious repression of human rights.
But last week it emerged
that for the past four years BAT, via a Singapore subsidiary, has been
surreptitiously running a cigarette factory in Pyongyang, the capital of
North Korea. It holds 60% of Taesong-BAT, which is a joint venture
company with the state. For its annual production of 2 billion
cigarettes, the company has interestingly resurrected the old brand-names
Craven A and Viceroy (jingle remembered from Hong Kong TV
in the 60s - “They
go together, go together, the deepweave filter and the Viceroy
blend. They go together, go together, Viceroy's got it at both ends”).
But the enterprise is so secret that
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BAT don't even know what they pay their workers
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what the Craven As and Viceroys cost, |
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its nearest major office in Japan knows nothing about
the factory and |
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the investment appears nowhere in BAT's public
documentation or website. |
North Korea is arguably the most repressive tyranny in the
world. It is notorious for its systematic torture, death squads,
labour camps and perpetual near-famine, the results of the congenital
brutality and economic incompetence of its “Dear
Leader”,
Kim Il Sung and his cohorts. Mark Humphrys says
it all.
Had Mr Clarke ended up as leader of the Conservatives, his
BAT directorship and hence support of the North Korean regime, would have
ensured that he never became Prime Minister. Perhaps his early
elimination from the Conservative leadership race reflects, after eight
long years in a self-inflicted political wilderness, a dawning sense of
reality among the party's MPs.
Disclosure: I am
am an inactive (and fairly new)
member of Britain's Conservative party,
and look forward to voting for David Cameron - my first ever such vote.
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An
Oily Double Bluff
This month's (print only) Petroleum
Review recounts an elegant
double bluff which has been playing out between western politicians and
OPEC over
the last week or so.
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Western politicians eager to placate their electorates'
anger about high oil prices, but equally eager to hang onto their oil tax
receipts, chose once again to blame OPEC for not producing enough oil,
though you have to ask quite why OPEC producers should be expected to solve
the West's problems. Nevertheless, this a bluff, because the current bottleneck is
in refining
capacity (exacerbated by Katrina's damage to Gulf coast
refineries) not crude supply.
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OPEC,
in return, has played its own bluff. It has quite wittily announced
that it will make available an
additional two million barrels a day of oil supply for three
months. In other words, all the spare capacity it claims to have.
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It
can, however, be confident that its own bluff will not be called as, until refining
capacity is restored and expanded, few, if any, companies are in any
position to make use
of additional, poor quality, high
sulphur crude -
even
if OPEC could produce
such volumes, which of course it can't.
An
oily double bluff indeed, larded with hypocrisy on both sides.
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Re-think the
2006 Liberty Blog Awards
Earlier this month the admirable Freedom Institute announced
that it has started trolling for its 2006 Liberty Blog Awards (with Irish
leanings). It inaugurated this scheme in February of this year, awarding
first place to Mark
Humphrys, with other awards for politics, economics, appearance,
humour etc. But it elicited howls
of anguish from at least one undeservedly non-awarded blogger,
prompted by the predictability of the award classifications.
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There were suggestions then that the basis of awards
be expanded (or better still replaced) to include such things as
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Best
use use of little red squares (each one celebrating the defeat of
Kremlin communism - with yellow ones deploring Chinese
communism); |
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Best, or at least only, weekly blog. |
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This
year Twenty Major is on the case and suggests
thoughtful awards such as
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Freedom Institute, I hope you're listening! Time to
rethink your 2006 awards! Now - while you still have time!
I would hate to see your otherwise admirable initiative
sink into a quagmirical morass of mediocrity when there is so much
imagination and intellect out here in the blogosphere that lesser
establishments than yours take pains to avoid and ignore.
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Three Silly
Wins
While we're on the subject of awards, this is the season for
winning silly prizes. In case you
missed them, they address the global issues of penguin shit, rambling clocks and
the bum deals.
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In an erudite paper published in Polar
Biology, full of mathematics and charmingly titled “Pressures
produced when penguins pooh — calculations on avian defaecation
(pdf 266 kb), academics
Victor Benno and Jozsef Gal of universities in Germany and Hungary analysed
the fluid dynamics of penguins defecating out of and well clear of
their stony nests, taking account of density, viscosity and other
yucky parameters. Providing this cute little diagram undoubtedly
clinched this year's Ig Nobel award for them. |
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Then there is Clocky
the alarm clock. Its special feature is that when it rings in
the morning and you hit the snooze button, it rolls off the bedside
table across the floor in search of a hiding place. So you have
to get out of bed to hunt for it, and presto you're awake. This
also won an Ig Nobel award - but for economics of all
things. |
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And finally, there was a recent survey of pet hates
among more than 500 office workers across the UK. The top prize
was termed a bum
deal when it went to the cheap toilet roll, with Yucca plants a
close second. |
You learn a lot (of stuff you don't want)
by reading the Tallrite Blog.
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Quotes of
Week 111
Quote:
“I am the president of Iraq. I do not recognise this court.”
Saddam Hussein goes on trial for mass murder in Baghdad.
“He is a man who never surrenders.
He's a hero, and he will remain a hero”,
commented his eldest daughter, Raghad
(whose husband was murdered
on Saddam's orders for leaking secrets)
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Quote:
“I'm sitting having a beer and I feel absolutely fine - both physically and psychologically,”
Guardian
journalist, Rory Carroll from Dublin,
on being freed following a 36-hour kidnapping in Baghdad
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“There would have been no IRA but for the way unionists
[Protestants] treated nationalists [Catholics]. They were treated almost like animals by the unionist
community. They were not treated as human beings . . . they were treated like the Nazis treated the Jews.”
Fr Alec Reid,
the hitherto deeply trustworthy Catholic priest
who witnessed the recent IRA decommissioning,
unmasks his own rabid sectarianism.
Though
he later “regretted” the remark, his latest apologia
for the IRA is part of a pattern.
For
example in a recent TV
interview, he said
“I believe the IRA are whiter than white
when it comes to criminality...
and fought a just war”.
And he has previously referred to IRA casualties
as “war heroes” when officiating at their funerals.
Fr
Reid is not to be trusted;
perhaps he's lost his marbles.
His
outburst
follows inopportune Nazi remarks
last January by
Ireland's (Northern-Ireland born
Catholic) President McAleese herself,
who despite fulsome apologies,
has been highly distrusted by unionists ever since
There
seems to be a gestalt emerging
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Quote:
“You don't write off a candidate for the priesthood simply because he is a gay man.”
Dr Diarmuid Martin,
Archbishop of Dublin,
bravely breaks with the Vatican's party line
that gaydom is “intrinsically disordered”
which disqualifies gays from becoming priests
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Quote:
“I am disappointed that I am not being given the opportunity to
continue my work with the senior national team. I believe that the
decision is short-sighted.”
Former
Ireland soccer manager Brian Kerr,
on learning that his contract is not to be renewed
following Ireland's failure to qualify for the 2006 World Cup
“Anyone
can manage a football team to failure, even me,”
retorts Tony Allwright, ungrammatically,
in the (subscription-only) same
newspaper
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ISSUE
#110 - 9th October 2005 [177+128
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Don't Wait to
Restructure
Michael O'Leary and his wretched Ryanair and that Greek
guy with Easyjet have a lot to answer for with all this low-cost travel
nonsense.
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They are not content with upsetting the proper
airlines, such as Aer Lingus, Air France, BA, Lufthansa, ex- Sabena,
ex-
Swissair etc forcing them to wake up, cut costs or go
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Their
proliferation of routes to unheard of destinations from Aarhuis,
Bydgoszcz, Carcassone and so on up to Zaragoza, have made available to
alien hordes countless cheap sunny houses whilst obliging the natives
to get rich selling stuff to the foreigners.
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Filthy
capitalists are pouring into these outposts, investing money, setting
up new businesses, press-ganging unsuspecting locals into high-paid
jobs, teaching them new skills. |
Oh,
and it's not only other airlines that are suffering - by either going
bankrupt or else having to make fresh, albeit modest profits out of their
newly reduced operating cost bases.
Trains,
ships and the cross-Channel tunnel are also feeling the pinch and facing
the same two alternatives - reform or die.
In
Ireland, one particular company has recently found itself in the public
firing line because it is attending to the first of these alternatives
early, in order to avoid the second.
Irish
Ferries is a small company of just four (large) ships, which connect
Ireland to Wales and to France. Feeling the Ryanair pinch, they are
copying some of its habits, like internet-booking (though previous
experience with a rival suggests
that paying on the day is much cheaper) and calling itself the low
fares ferry company.
They
have been looking for various other ways to cut costs, staff costs in
particular. Over the last couple of years they have successfully
reduced numbers, as well as constraining wage demands by staff, and this
has yielded significant annual savings of €3m.
However,
Irish Ferries say that this is not nearly enough if they want to survive
the competition from the low cost airlines, which now - thanks to the spur
of Ryanair - also includes Aer Lingus.
They
are therefore looking to boost profits by €20m
and to do this they have to get radical. They want to reflag their vessels from Irish to
Bahamian in order to escape Irish employment laws. This will permit
them to replace their entire 543 Irish seafaring workforce with Eastern
Europeans or Asians at €3.50 an hour compared with the Irish minimum wage of €7.65.
They've therefore offered their existing staff a Hobson's choice of a
redundancy package or a halving of their salaries.
On
the face of it, this is pretty brutal and the unions are understandably
enraged, as is the Irish government. How dare an Irish company take
advantage of international treaties that allow them to escape the strictures
of Irish employment law.
Yet
businesses close down and release workers all the time, in Ireland anyway,
and everyone just shrugs because invariably those same workers find new
jobs with other businesses that are opening up even faster. This
labour mobility underlies much of the Celtic Tiger's success and explains
an unemployment rate of just 4% (compared with 10% in France). This
low figure implies pretty much full employment for everyone who wants to
work. In 2004 for example, 100,000 immigrants found work whilst
150,000 Irish were registered as unemployed.
The
reason that Irish Ferries are being castigated is because they are
replacing its 543 workers at a time when - horror! - it's profits are
actually healthy. It's not as if it's going bust,
everyone says. And it's true. In 2003 its parent company made
€25m in profit and last year the figure would have been €27m but for a
once-off €12m restructuring cost.
In
fact the Irish government and unions should be encouraging the company to
do its restructuring now while it still - thanks to those healthy profits
- has money to pay its redundant staff reasonable settlements, for the
Ryanair problem, like the IRA, is not going away, y'know.
When
competition threatens, too many organisations put off the evil day of
cutting costs simply because their managers lack the vision and courage to
do the dirty deeds that are necessary. For it is a nasty business to
tell people to work differently or harder or longer or for less money, or
that they have to go. But the longer you leave it the nastier it
becomes because you have to cut deeper, there's less and less money in the
kitty to cushion the blows and it often becomes harder for employees to
redeploy.
The
Windward Islands and their bananas are a classic example of this
lackadaisical approach. 60% of their economy depends on bananas,
which for ex-Colonial reasons they export to the EU under protective tariffs
which keep out low-cost competitors from Latin America, such as Costa Rica
and Guatemala. These competitors have for years complained that shutting
off the EU was unfair to them and their workers and eventually, with the
help of the WTO, they won the argument. Starting
in 2006 the barriers start coming down. For decades, this has
been obvious to everyone, including the Windward Islands.
Yet
up to today and during their many profitable years, they have done
precisely zero to cut their costs to competitive levels and/or to seek
other means to earn a living, such as higher-value crops, tourism,
fishing, banking, tax-havening etc. Hong Kong and Singapore are
prime examples of how a country can prosper with microscopic land and no
resources other than its people and the rule of law.
So
the Windward Islands, thanks to their consistent blind eye, are now in a
state of blind panic, with restructuring being forced on them in the most
ugly fashion and the prospect of a drastic cut in living standards for
many years to come. This was entirely foreseeable and the lack of
preparation is foolish in the extreme.
Thus,
in its own small way, Irish Ferries is to be praised for taking precisely
the opposite approach. It is not waiting until the axe falls before
taking the harsh action that is necessary.
Of
course, if you feel all this is intrinsically wrong and unfair, there is
an alternative solution. Go out and fly on airlines that are losing
money and buy the most expensive bananas you can find. For it is
each of us demanding low-cost everything that is forcing all these painful
adjustments. This is the bedrock of our prosperity as individuals
and as countries.
And
prosperity is available to any economy which allows free trade to flourish
(coupled with sensible taxes).
So
maybe O'Leary and that Greek guy aren't so bad after all.
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Depicting a Social Model
The (subscription-only) Economist recently devoted its Charlemagne column to a
rather interesting comparison of the social models of four different
groupings of EU states. It cleverly likened them to the favourite
tipples of each particular grouping.
I have always believed the old adage that a picture is
worth a thousand words. So here is a simple diagram which is worth
1,019 Economist words. I have read the article so that you don't
have to. All you need to do is to examine the chart to decide
whether you prefer beer or champagne.
But of course I don't have to fill a whole page, whereas
the Economist's unfortunate columnist labouring away in Brussels does.
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Juvenilising
the US Supreme Court
It is a lucky US president indeed who gets to appoint two
Supreme Court justices in the space of a few months. For these
lifelong appointments are a way for him to secure his legacy long after
his own tenure is up. In September, shortly after Chief Justice
William Rehnquist died of throat cancer, George Bush appointed as his
successor John Roberts. His Senate ratification sailed through
because he appeared to everyone to be a well experienced and respected
judge who is uncontroversially qualified and suited to the
job.
But with the retirement of Justice Sandra Day O'Connor
imminent, Mr Bush's second choice is - to say the least - bizarre.
He has selected someone called Harriet Myers, whom hardly
anyone has heard of. She is a mathematician and lawyer, but not a
judge, and as far as anyone can determine has never made any weighty
proclamations on issues of the day. No-one seems to know how she
thinks. It turns out that her main qualifications are that she's
worked closely with George Bush in the White House and he likes her.
Her CV
tells us that she has spent most of the rest of her working life lawyering
and for six years chaired the Texas Railroad Commission, somewhat
controversially.
But if you want a sense of how her brain works, she makes
it easy because she writes a blog,
or to use her own breathless expression a Blog!!!.
Everything is in girlie pink-on-pink
and bursting with excitement, meaninglessness and poor grammar. Here
are some recent posts but without the tiresome p-on-p.
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LATE SAT. NITE POST...ANNOYED.
She's complaining about other blogs complaining
about her blog and says “I wouldnt right that about anybody else's blog” |
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ADVANTAGES OF BEING A JUSTICE ON THE SUPREME COURT #2
if you meet someone who says Danger is my middle name, you can say yeah well my first name is Justice!! |
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WHAT IM READING RIGHT NOW (Men In
Black, as it happens) |
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JOKE I MADE UP...NEEDS WORK...
A woman drives up to a gas station and says "A full tank of gas please" and he says "No, its too expensive" and she says "Well Im not leaving till its full" and he says "I bet you'll give up"--and she looks him straight in the eye and says "fill it buster!" - like "filibuster"
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ADVANTAGES OF BEING A JUSTICE ON THE SUPREME COURT #1
IMHO = In My Honorable Opinion!!! (This is the
entire post.) |
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WHAT A CRAZY DAY!!!!!
It's such a blur, Its like I have to read the news just find out what I did today!!
Here's my CELEBRITY PHOTO--"in the senate, in the senate yeah, I do my little walk in the senate"
(And yes, she provides a photo
of herself striding dazzled and delighted through the paparazzi) |
This shallow, infantile blog is an easy read and sometimes
faintly amusing. But it gives no sense whatsoever of any serious
thinking going on inside her brain. If you didn't know otherwise,
you would assume it's a teenager full of the joys of growing
up.
Does America really want a juvenile like this, who
can't even master primary school spelling and writing, sitting for life interminable
on its Supreme Court? If I were American it would make me very
nervous indeed.
Late Note (14th October) :
There are those who say Harriet Miers' blog is a sham.
So I may be been suckered.
Nevertheless, judging from her recently
released
gushing letters and cards to President Bush,
she is addicted to exclamation marks. bad grammar and sycophancy,
just like in the blog
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Theocracy and Sex
No matter what the proponents say, the essence of
theocracy - in the sense of a state run on theocratic principles - is
sex. If you doubt this, look at theocratic Saudi Arabia, theocratic
Iran, theocratic Taliban Afghanistan, theocratic Northern Nigeria.
Then ask yourself - what is the overriding consideration of these states
in so far is religion is concerned? Is it to ensure that
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everyone says his prayers? |
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everyone understands the principles underlying the
religion? |
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the prevailing religion remains unchallenged in its
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The answer to all these questions is of course a yes, but
a mild one.
Because the overriding consideration is sex, specifically
women and sex. That's why this uncontrollable over-lustful half of
the population must be kept subjugated in every possible fashion, whether
by wrapping them in burkas, keeping them out of public places of worship,
forced marriage, female
genital mutilation, symphysiotomy**,
punishment for being a rape victim, enforced suttee, restricting TV coverage of the Olympics,
and countless other worthy restrictions.
Last year, the New York Times reported
that, according to Mohsen Sahabi, a Muslim historian,
The
question how much of a woman's body could be seen in public is one of
the two or three most important issues that have dominated theological
debate in Islam for decades. More time and energy is devoted to
this issue than to economic development or scientific research.
Of course you would never encounter such an obsession in a
Jewish or Christian domain. Except you would, or at least throughout
most of history women in these religious environments have been subjected
to similar treatment, to a greater or lesser degree.
Last week I was reminded of all this when I visited my
alma mater in Dublin for the first time in over three decades. In the
1960s I studied engineering at University College Dublin (UCD)
in the then-called College of Science in the middle of the city. In
1989 this fine building was commandeered by
the Irish government and for £17m was converted into the Office
of the Taoiseach
or prime minister's office. I joined the excellent guided
tour that is given to the public just once a week on a Saturday morning. The
tour guide mentioned that he didn't know why UCD had been moved out of the
city centre into its present premises in a magnificent big campus
five miles south.
When I told him that this was due to theocracy and sex,
everyone stopped and stared. The young man wanted to know the story,
to use on future tours.
It is this.
Since its foundation in 1922 until maybe 15 years ago,
Ireland was to all intents and purposes a theocratic state, though this
term was never used.
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Its 1937 constitution was ratified by the people only
once the Catholic Church, which had had considerable input, had first
approved it; |
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no government would propose any major legislation
without touching base with the Archbishop of Dublin; |
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no Taoiseach could even imagine countermanding a suggestion
from the said Archbishop. |
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Meanwhile, the bishops and priests of the land held
the population in thrall with their weekly oratory on delights of
heaven and perils of everlasting hell; |
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no-one missed Sunday (if not daily) Mass, nor the
sacraments of baptism, confession, holy communion, confirmation; |
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pre-marital and extra-marital sex were unheard of
(though not necessarily unpracticed!); |
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the Church's teaching on sin was the foundation of
nearly everyone's personal morality, as well as the
state's. |
John Charles McQuaid was a particularly formidable
Archbishop of Dublin who held that post from 1940 until - to everyone's
relief - he died in 1973 aged 78.
It was Archbishop McQuaid who in the early 1960s
instructed the then Taoiseach, Sean
Lemass, that he must move UCD well away from the city. This
advice brooked no opposition or argument. For it was based on the
most typical of theocratic reasons - sex.
There were two universities in Dublin at that
time.
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UCD started its life in 1854 as the Catholic University,
established by the Roman Catholic hierarchy for the education of
Catholics; in 1908 it became UCD. |
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Trinity College Dublin (TCD),
is much more ancient, having been founded in 1582 by Queen Elizabeth I
of England, its original target being exclusively the Protestant ascendency class of
Dublin, who had strong ties to England. |
Whilst the dividing lines blurred with time, UCD remained
broadly a Catholic college whilst TCD was for Protestants. The
respective religious ethoses extended to staff as well as students.
Amongst other anomalies, McQuaid permitted Catholics to attend TCD or to
work there only with his specific permission, under pain of eternal
damnation and hellfire - not to mention his personal wrath which was
worse.
The two universities were situated just 20 minutes stroll
apart and herein lay the problem for the stern Archbishop.
For, as you will realise, healthy young Catholic men are
known for their sanctity and purity (ahem), whereas Protestant women are
notorious for their utterly loose morals if not underwear. These
young ladies in TCD obsessed McQuaid; he lay awake worrying and thinking
about their wicked designs upon his innocent Catholic boys at UCD, and
dreaming about exactly what the former were doing to the latter. (I
was one of the latter, and had the same dreams, but alas they never came
true.)
Thus McQuaid demanded that UCD be moved out of town
forthwith, well beyond the reaches of those nubile slatterns he kept
dreaming about.
As it turns out, this was a truly visionary move, because
it has enabled UCD to expand fourfold in the intervening years, which
would never have been possible in its old town-centre
premises.
So the conjunction of theocracy and sex has by no means
been confined to backward Islamic societies. And sometimes it
can even have a favourable outcome.
**Late
Note (3 July 2014):
David Quinn of the Iona Institute wrote a
very cogent piece in the
Irish Independent in 2012 in which he argues
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that the Catholic Church did not, in fact, promote
symphisiotomy, |
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that in pre-wealthy Ireland there were clear economic
and
medical reasons for carrying out the procedure
in preference to Caesarean sections, and |
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that symphisiotomies are still being carried out for
similar reasons
in many poorer countries in the world. |
I am prepared to be persuaded.
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But every every single one of us knew and took great strength from the belief that we were different from our enemies, that we were better than them, that we, if the roles were reversed, would not disgrace ourselves by committing or countenancing such mistreatment of
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2008 Republican presidential aspirant, and
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a motion which sets anti-torture standards
for the military's treatment of detainees.
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Archbishop of Dublin,
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that gaydom is “intrinsically disordered”
which disqualifies gays from becoming priests
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foreign minister of Sunni Muslim Saudi Arabia,
for expressing concern about growing Shi'ite influence in Iraq
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What I've recently
been reading
“The Lemon Tree”, by Sandy
Tol (2006),
is a delightful novel-style history of modern Israel and Palestine told
through the eyes of a thoughtful protagonist from either side, with a
household lemon tree as their unifying theme.
But it's not
entirely honest in its subtle pro-Palestinian bias, and therefore needs
to be read in conjunction with an antidote, such as
See
detailed review
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This examines events which led to BP's 2010 Macondo blowout in
the Gulf of Mexico.
BP's ambitious CEO John Browne expanded it through adventurous
acquisitions, aggressive offshore exploration, and relentless
cost-reduction that trumped everything else, even safety and long-term
technical sustainability.
Thus mistakes accumulated, leading to terrifying and deadly accidents in
refineries, pipelines and offshore operations, and business disaster in
Russia.
The Macondo blowout was but an inevitable outcome of a BP culture that
had become poisonous and incompetent.
However the book is gravely compromised by a
litany of over 40 technical and stupid
errors that display the author's ignorance and
carelessness.
It would be better
to wait for the second (properly edited) edition before buying.
As for BP, only a
wholesale rebuilding of a new, professional, ethical culture will
prevent further such tragedies and the eventual destruction of a once
mighty corporation with a long and generally honourable history.
Note: I wrote
my own reports on Macondo
in
May,
June, and
July 2010
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A horrific account
of:
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how the death
penalty is administered and, er, executed in Singapore,
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the corruption of
Singapore's legal system, and |
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Singapore's
enthusiastic embrace of Burma's drug-fuelled military dictatorship |
More details on my
blog
here.
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This is
nonagenarian Alistair Urquhart’s
incredible story of survival in the Far
East during World War II.
After recounting a
childhood of convention and simple pleasures in working-class Aberdeen,
Mr Urquhart is conscripted within days of Chamberlain declaring war on
Germany in 1939.
From then until the
Japanese are deservedly nuked into surrendering six years later, Mr
Urquhart’s tale is one of first discomfort but then following the fall
of Singapore of ever-increasing, unmitigated horror.
After a wretched
journey Eastward, he finds himself part of Singapore’s big but useless
garrison.
Taken prisoner when Singapore falls in
1941, he is, successively,
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part of a death march to Thailand,
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a slave labourer on the Siam/Burma
railway (one man died for every sleeper laid), |
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regularly beaten and tortured,
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racked by starvation, gaping ulcers
and disease including cholera, |
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a slave labourer stevedoring at
Singapore’s docks, |
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shipped to Japan in a stinking,
closed, airless hold with 900 other sick and dying men,
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torpedoed by the Americans and left
drifting alone for five days before being picked up, |
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a slave-labourer in Nagasaki until
blessed liberation thanks to the Americans’ “Fat Boy” atomic
bomb. |
Chronically ill,
distraught and traumatised on return to Aberdeen yet disdained by the
British Army, he slowly reconstructs a life. Only in his late 80s
is he able finally to recount his dreadful experiences in this
unputdownable book.
There are very few
first-person eye-witness accounts of the the horrors of Japanese
brutality during WW2. As such this book is an invaluable historical
document.
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“Culture of Corruption:
Obama and His Team of Tax Cheats, Crooks, and Cronies”
This is a rattling good tale of the web
of corruption within which the American president and his cronies
operate. It's written by blogger Michele Malkin who, because she's both
a woman and half-Asian, is curiously immune to the charges of racism and
sexism this book would provoke if written by a typical Republican WASP.
With 75 page of notes to back up - in
best blogger tradition - every shocking and in most cases money-grubbing
allegation, she excoriates one Obama crony after another, starting with
the incumbent himself and his equally tricky wife.
Joe Biden, Rahm Emmanuel, Valerie Jarett,
Tim Geithner, Lawrence Summers, Steven Rattner, both Clintons, Chris
Dodd: they all star as crooks in this venomous but credible book.
ACORN, Mr Obama's favourite community
organising outfit, is also exposed for the crooked vote-rigging machine
it is.
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This much trumpeted sequel to
Freakonomics is a bit of disappointment.
It is really just
a collation of amusing
little tales about surprising human (and occasionally animal) behaviour
and situations. For example:
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Drunk walking kills more people per
kilometer than drunk driving. |
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People aren't really altruistic -
they always expect a return of some sort for good deeds. |
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Child seats are a waste of money as
they are no safer for children than adult seatbelts. |
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Though doctors have known for
centuries they must wash their hands to avoid spreading infection,
they still often fail to do so. |
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Monkeys can be taught to use washers
as cash to buy tit-bits - and even sex. |
The book has no real
message other than don't be surprised how humans sometimes behave and
try to look for simple rather than complex solutions.
And with a final
anecdote (monkeys, cash and sex), the book suddenly just stops dead in
its tracks. Weird.
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A remarkable, coherent attempt by Financial Times economist Alan Beattie
to understand and explain world history through the prism of economics.
It's chapters are
organised around provocative questions such as
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Why does asparagus come from Peru? |
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Why are pandas so useless? |
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Why are oil and diamonds more trouble
than they are worth? |
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Why doesn't Africa grow cocaine? |
It's central thesis
is that economic development continues to be impeded in different
countries for different historical reasons, even when the original
rationale for those impediments no longer obtains. For instance:
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Argentina protects its now largely
foreign landowners (eg George Soros) |
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Russia its military-owned
businesses, such as counterfeit DVDs |
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The US its cotton industry
comprising only 1% of GDP and 2% of its workforce |
The author writes
in a very chatty, light-hearted matter which makes the book easy to
digest.
However it would
benefit from a few charts to illustrate some of the many quantitative
points put forward, as well as sub-chaptering every few pages to provide
natural break-points for the reader.
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This is a thrilling book of derring-do behind enemy lines in the jungles
of north-east Burma in 1942-44 during the Japanese occupation.
The author was
a member of Britain's V Force, a forerunner of the SAS. Its remit was to
harass Japanese lines of
command, patrol their occupied territory, carryout sabotage and provide
intelligence, with the overall objective of keeping the enemy out of
India.
Irwin
is admirably yet brutally frank, in his
descriptions of deathly battles with the Japs, his execution of a
prisoner, dodging falling bags of rice dropped by the RAF, or collapsing
in floods of tears through accumulated stress, fear and loneliness.
He also provides some fascinating insights into the mentality of
Japanese soldiery and why it failed against the flexibility and devolved
authority of the British.
The book amounts to
a very human and exhilarating tale.
Oh, and Irwin
describes the death in 1943 of his colleague my uncle, Major PF
Brennan.
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